Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

Being in a sorority means guaranteed likes on anything you post. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

Using “I’m a legacy” as your excuse for everything, even if it’s not applicable to the situation. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.