I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

“Do we know him?” TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.