Getting extra attention on campus when you’re wearing your letters. TSM.

Shopping for swimsuits for spring break 2013 during your marine biology lecture. TSM.

Playing the “pin order” card on new members to get your way. TSM.

Drinking him under the table while dancing on top of it. TSM.

Using a mixer with a bottom-tier fraternity as a pregame for the house party at a top-tier fraternity. TSM.