“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.

“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.

“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.

Getting offended when someone says “you don’t seem like the sorority type.” TSM.

Beer bonging wine. TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.