If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

Am I allowed to let you go home with him? TSM.

Sprinkles are the glitter of the baking world. TSM.

“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.

“You have to do it for me. My nails are too wet.” TSM.