Ready to go back to campus single for senior year. TSM.

Considering your shopping spree at Sephora a “recruitment expense.” TSM.

All is fair in love, war, and recruitment. TSM.

USA swimmer Kathleen Baker having someone scuba dive in the Olympic pool to find her pearl earring that she lost when racing. TSM.

Being the one who provides the wine and the craft supplies. TSM.

Every sorority family has a girl who can’t craft. TSM.