“Do you play any sports?” “Does Greek Week count?” TSM.

“Everybody gets high sometimes you know.” Try telling that to standards, JB. TSM.

Reading TSM instead of packing for school. TSM.

Spending more time and effort getting recruitment ready than you ever did getting prom ready in high school. TSM.

Disaffiliation period is basically code for you have nothing to wear. TSM.

Stalking your rush cash more than your hookup. TSM.