“What are you wearing to Bid Day?” “Glitter.” TSM.

Wishing you could Facetune your student ID picture. TSM.

Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.

Highlighter as bright as my future. TSM.

Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.

Being the go to for anything and everything alcohol related. TSTC.

“I’m pretty enough to get away with it.” TSTC.

Taking pictures with random girls in bar bathrooms like you’ve been friends for years. TSM.

I plead the fifth…shot of tequila. TSM.

Choosing to spend your last $5 on wine instead of food. TSM.