Holding back each other’s hair counts as Big/Little bonding, right? TSM.

When it’s September but you already have your Halloween costume planned. TSM.

He saw it. I can delete it off my story now. TSM.

New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.

Recruitment hangovers being almost worse than actual hangovers. TSM.

Some girls are made of sugar and spice but I’m made of vodka and ice. TSTC.

Sending the passive aggressive “Have fun.” text. TSM.

I’m not crazy, I’m just very, very curious. TSM.

Booze: the one thing needed to get you through recruitment hell that you can’t have. TSM.