Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.