Only inviting a boy to your formal if you’re invited to his. TSM.

50 shades of eye shadow. TSM.

Younger girls thinking you’re scary. Your pledge class remembering you’re insane. TSM.

Convincing your boss to switch the restaurant’s t-shirts to comfort colors and frockets. TSM.

I’m not shallow. I just have impossibly high standards. TSM.

Finding out you’re “related” to your best friend on big/little reveal. TSM.

Disaffiliation being the hardest break-up you’ve ever been through. TSM.

“Clothes over bros.” -Brooke Davis. TSM.