Supposedly that guy calls himself an “Internet prankster” and has done shit like this to a bunch of other celebrities too. Like not too long ago he filmed running over to Leonardo Dicaprio, grabbing him by the legs and putting his face in Leo’s crotch. He’s a freak that should be in jail, thank god someone worked up the guts to hit him back
Okay, I have SOME shred of sympathy for people who do GoFundMes for emergency pet bills. I still won’t donate any money, but I get it, shit’s expensive. The people who piss me off are the motherfuckers who start a GoFundMe for their fucking study abroad trips. Those people can just fuck right off and stay in their goddamn lane. If you can’t afford to study abroad, don’t sign up to study abroad, dipshit
I feel like this isn’t gonna do much for skin cancer (seeing as many of the people in those pictures were still wearing traditional bathing suits) but it will probably increase crimes committed by people in masks
I’m definitely trying this for the first time tonight, especially because my eye area gets really dry and itchy in the summer for some reason so I’m hoping the Vaseline will help with that too
Of course sex injuries are a thing, there are whole reality shows based around that concept. Ever seen Sex Sent Me to the ER? That shit makes your poor burned ass and this poor girl’s busted foot look like amateur hour
There IS a secret to get your manly man boyfriend watch Inside Out with you without a fight. Just tell him Lewis Black is in it and his interest immediately goes up
My chapter likes to half joke that our house is haunted too! Her name is Calva and she breaks washing machines and one time she opened my bedroom door for me when I accidentally locked my keys in my room and my roommate was out of town
Supposedly that guy calls himself an “Internet prankster” and has done shit like this to a bunch of other celebrities too. Like not too long ago he filmed running over to Leonardo Dicaprio, grabbing him by the legs and putting his face in Leo’s crotch. He’s a freak that should be in jail, thank god someone worked up the guts to hit him back
Oh thank god, I’m not the only one who thought it was the nurse bitches in the hallway. My sisters said there was no way it was them
I don’t know what I expected but this was even better than what I expected
I love dogs but since I got bitten in the face by my uncle’s dog when I was an infant, I understand and respect your opinion
Bad day?
The piercing isn’t even close to the model with the wet t-shirt’s nipple…
YES! Thank you! Jfc, just let the poor girl live, she’s not hurting anybody
Okay, I have SOME shred of sympathy for people who do GoFundMes for emergency pet bills. I still won’t donate any money, but I get it, shit’s expensive. The people who piss me off are the motherfuckers who start a GoFundMe for their fucking study abroad trips. Those people can just fuck right off and stay in their goddamn lane. If you can’t afford to study abroad, don’t sign up to study abroad, dipshit
That comparison of her to Janice the Muppet is 100% accurate that is exactly what that many lashes and that much lipstick on a face looks like
I feel like this isn’t gonna do much for skin cancer (seeing as many of the people in those pictures were still wearing traditional bathing suits) but it will probably increase crimes committed by people in masks
That was wild from start to finish
I’m definitely trying this for the first time tonight, especially because my eye area gets really dry and itchy in the summer for some reason so I’m hoping the Vaseline will help with that too
Can u not
Medical science is actually making great strides in that field
It’s been like 10 years, you need to flush that salt outta your system
Of course sex injuries are a thing, there are whole reality shows based around that concept. Ever seen Sex Sent Me to the ER? That shit makes your poor burned ass and this poor girl’s busted foot look like amateur hour
If you’re looking for that kind of advice from a comedy website, you’ve got bigger problems that a frat boy’s hairy asshole
I thought this was pointless right until the pun at the end, and now I can’t stop laughing
There IS a secret to get your manly man boyfriend watch Inside Out with you without a fight. Just tell him Lewis Black is in it and his interest immediately goes up
My chapter likes to half joke that our house is haunted too! Her name is Calva and she breaks washing machines and one time she opened my bedroom door for me when I accidentally locked my keys in my room and my roommate was out of town