Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

Tagging your boyfriend in gift ideas on Instagram. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.