Sleeping over, but just because his house is closer to campus. TSM.

“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.