Fear no bitch. Trust no player. TSM.

Making a pledge ask him to formal for you. TSM.

Your little having the golden heart emoji next to her name on Snapchat. TSM.

Well, we’ve hooked up, like, three times, so we’re pretty much in a relationship. TSM.

Feeling all eyes turn to you when the advisor tells everyone to “be on your best behavior.” TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.