Claiming to have gotten strictly genetic traits from your big. TSM.

Saturday night being both the reason you can’t and the reason you must go to church on Sunday. TSM.

It’s not a senior event if no one’s drunk. TSM.

Glitter in your wine is basically goldschlager, right? TSM.

Trying to figure out which sorority your favorite TV characters would be in at your school. TSM.

Deleting pictures like it never happened. TSM.