He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.

Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

Dear future little, here’s a few things you’ll need to know if you wanna be the one and only in our line. TSM.

There’s an abbreviation for that. TSM.

Laughter is the best medicine, and wine helps you get there, so basically this is like herbal tea. TSM.

Evaluating your own social success based on how many guys you have wrapped around your finger. TSTC.

Judging a guy by his shoes. TSM.

Losing your virginity twice. TSTC.