“How’s your boyfriend?”
“Oh. You mean my long-term semi-exclusive only hangout Thursday-Saturday hookup? He’s great!” TSM.

Legend in the eyes of your sisters, liability in the eyes of standards. TSM.

Trying to act interested when he tells you things you already knew because you stalked him. TSM.

There’s an abbreviation for that. TSM.

Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.

Cleaning last night’s frat sludge off the shoes you’re wearing to today’s job interview. TSM.