The occasional “We might actually be alcoholics” moment of concern before brushing it off and pouring another drink. TSM.

If you’re not already creeping on next year’s PNMs, you’re not doing it right. TSM.

Rescheduling chapter when it falls on a drinking holiday. TSM.

Simultaneously pinning cookie recipes and workout plans. TSM.

Maybe I’ll just keep this for myself and keep shopping for her. TSM.

Treating every high school senior girl I run into over break as a PNM. TSM.