Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.

“No makeup” for ritual just translating to “no contouring.” TSTC.

Winning Greek Week four years in a row. TSM.

Most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.

A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.