Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

Do I want to give you a blow job? No. Will I? Still no. TSTC.

Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.

Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

Never being sent to standards, because everyone is afraid of you, not because you follow the rules. TSM.