Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

Corrupting the younger generations. TSM.

So You Think You Can Even. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Going through your most recent photos to make sure you look good before adding the hot kid from class. TSM.

Taking off last night’s makeup, only to put on tonight’s makeup. TSM.

Because I’m a senior, that’s why. TSTC.

Perfecting the art of hiding your drink while taking photos. TSM.