“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.

Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.

Most likely to do the walk of shame. TSTC.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with the people who were sober enough to remember what you did last night. TSM.

Wearing both last nights outfit and dignity to your 8AM. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.