My prof complimented my perfume three times while we discussed my final paper. Not worried about being 5 pages short. TSM.

If only I was as committed to memorizing these econ formulas as I was to memorizing my credit card numbers. TSM.

Today, I talked to a GDI for approximately 8 minutes and smiled as I walked away. It was painful, but not as painful as writing 15 pages myself would have been. TSM.

Needing a Xanax once you realize that the “quick online shopping” you did is all you have to show for 10 hours on Adderall. Sorry for shopping. TSM.

Trying to maintain my composure when I see girls and boys in the same letters. There’s nothing honorable about being in a coed “honors” fraternity. TSM.

“Honestly, I think she’s jealous of me. I’ve seen it before, I was in a sorority.” -Betty Draper. TSM.