Rocking Norts and a frat tank with a bag that costs more than rent. TSM.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.

Feeling productive because you reorganized your Pinterest boards. TSM.

Look like an Archibald, think like a Bass, act like a Waldorf, work like a Humphrey, and dress like a VanDerWoodsen. TSM.

Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

Do it for the T-shirt. TSM.

Banking on marrying a man with the same last name initial as you so you don’t have to change your monogram. TSM.