Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

Mentally undressing every guy you see in cargo shorts, and not because you think he’s hot. TSM.

Wearing letters when high school kids come to tour because you’re always recruiting. TSM.

Talking about the recent graduates like they died, because you know a part of them did. TSM.

Spending more time decorating your graduation cap than studying for finals. TSM.