Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

“Do we know him?” TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.

Wearing both last nights outfit and dignity to your 8AM. TSM.