Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

“Could you do me a huge favor? I’ll buy you Starbucks.” TSM.

We’re a package deal. TSM.

Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.

Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.

Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.