I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.
I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.
Yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it. TSM.
“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.
I like my coffee as ice cold as my heart. TSM.
As I walk through the valley in the shadow of the frat house, I will fear no standards, for my vodka and whiskey they comfort me. TSM.
Sorry I made you look fat for the sake of myself look skinny with my skinny app. TSM.
“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.
“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.
“I want to add his letter to my monogram.” -Ella Fitzgerald. TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.