Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.

Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

We come from different states, go to different schools, and have joined different greek organizations, but today all our prayers go to the University of Alabama. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.