I’d cry if I didn’t just do my makeup. TSM.

Checking his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.

Being drunker than the birthday girl. TSTC.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.

My sorority is bae. TSM.

The first serious decorating decision in a new apartment being where to hang the crest. TSM.

Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.

Not going to a date party unless your date can find someone for your little. TSM.

Filtering the drunk out of photos. TSM.