“Do I have to wear a bra?” TSM.

Changing your phone case to match your outfit. TSM.

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

When your classmates pay more attention to you than the professor. TSM.

When your semester goals include hooking up with the hottest TA and getting an A, in that order. TSM.

Keep your friends close and your standards chair closer. TSM.

Living in constant fear of grab a date. TSM.

Having a closet full of costumes for every theme party possible. TSM.

Reminding your big it’s your job to keep her young when she tries to stay in. TSM.