“I’d rather drink my calories.” TSM.

Consulting your big before sending sexy pictures, and not caring if that’s weird. TSM.

Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Selfies. TSM.

“He’s my boyfriend. He just doesn’t know it yet.” TSM.

Let me boss your pledges around so I know it’s real. TSM.

Shack shirts: doubling as sleep shirts and souvenirs since the beginning of time. TSM.

Painting your sorority letters on your pumpkin. TSM.