Walking into standards playing “Wanted: Dead or Alive.” TSTC.

I wish my life was as organized as my planner. TSM.

You know you’re the perfect big and little when your good sides are compatible. TSM.

Painting your nails in class. TSTC.

Let me boss your pledges around so I know it’s real. TSM.

Judging a guy by his ability to unhook your bra. TSM.

Buying a bag specifically for the transportation of alcohol. TSM.

Using your pledge name as your TSM username. TSM.