Buying your planner before even considering buying your textbooks. TSM.

Chasing vodka with Moscato. TSTC.

*Wakes up*
*Deletes Snapchat story* TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.

Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.

Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

Laughter is the best medicine, and wine helps you get there, so basically this is like herbal tea. TSM.

Feeling productive because you reorganized your Pinterest boards. TSM.