Not knowing if you want Scott Disick to be your dad or your daddy. TSM.

Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.

Feeling physically uncomfortable when a guy wearing flip flops and jeans sits next to you in a lecture. TSM.

Showing pictures of your little to your family during the holidays like she’s your child. TSM.

Playing “spot the legacy” with old composites. TSM.

There are bigs who mentor their littles and there are bigs who corrupt their littles. We both know which kind I’m going to be. TSM.

Buying your planner before even considering buying your textbooks. TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.