“I love drunk you.” TSM.

“Congrats on winning the election! I’ll see you at your first meeting.” -You, to your new standards chair. TSM.

Cinderella losing her shoe before midnight. TSM.

New year, same bitch. TSM.

The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex, and hygiene, and earning potential. TSM.

“Oh, you have officially lost the emoji next to your name, sweetheart.” TSM.

Having a hookup set up before you even step foot on campus after winter break. TSM.