The “Well, it was good catching up with you” goodbye you give him after hooking up over break. TSM.

Being on the formal date hunt 3 months ahead of time. TSM.

Looking at your bar stamps in the morning to see where you went last night. TSM.

Proof-reading sorority e-mails to see if there are too many exclamation points. TSM.

If you match your eye shadow to your outfit, I refuse to acknowledge your existence. TSM.

“Wait, he’s social chair? Maybe I should text him back.” TSM.

Judging people by their Twitter following/followers ratio. TSM.

Today I found a gorgeous formal dress and got absolutely nothing done for finals. Overall productive day. TSM.

Overusing and misusing the word “literally.” TSM.

Post-Halloween depression. TSM.