Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

“You’re taking me to formal.” TSM.

Cheap beer, expensive, well, everything else. TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.