Having to take three pictures with every sister: the skinny arm, the huggy, and the sorority gang sign. TSM.

Perfecting the sober smile when you’re hammered for pictures. TSM.

Being drunk in at least half of your Instagram pictures. TSM.

Thanking God alcohol doesn’t alter the effectiveness of birth control. TSM.

Bonding with his house mom after many a night at the frat house. TSM.