“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Being legitimately scared to watch your Snapchat story the next day. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Having a little, an adopted little, and a god-little. TSM.

Going home with a 10, waking up with a 10. TSM.

I naturally gravitate towards elevated surfaces. TSM.