Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

Using your one call from jail to call your VP of Communications so you don’t get fined for missing an event. TSTC.

“Can you send a pledge to dig out my car?” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

“But then I found out he was a democrat, so I ended it.” TSM.

Having been at the bars hours before they released the school’s decision to cancel classes. TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.