Changing your nails and hairstyle for 2016 so you don’t have to change a damn thing about your personality. TSM.

Waking up and being mildly impressed by how coherent your blackout texts seem. TSM.

If you like it, then you should have put a filter on it. TSM.

Your only excuse being “We were at the beach” when your mom asks why you drunkenly called her mid-day. TSM.