Love the wine you drink. Drink the wine you love. TSM.

Having your letters in your bio section on all forms of social media. TSM.

Knowing that you’ll still get a lot of presents for Christmas, even though you’ve been naughty all year. TSM.

Girls just want to have fun. Sorority girls just want to have funds. TSM.

Only finding yourself sitting in Coach when you’re shopping. TSM.

Not hooking up with any of your high school boyfriends over the summer, unless they rushed. TSM.

Tory Burch making her logo in the shape of her sorority’s sign. TSM.