Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

“Can you not?” TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.

Fear no bitch. Trust no player. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Always drunk. Never drunk in love. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.

Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

Every empty bottle has a story. TSM.