Being almost as good at removing red wine stains as you are at creating them. TSM.

Finding glitter in your textbook when you study for finals, because you were obviously crafting when you opened the book for your last exam. TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.