Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.
Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.
“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.
Being genuinely disappointed when a boy’s text comes in green. TSM.
Sharing hookup stories over Sunday brunch. TSM.
“We need to take a cute picture because I thought of a really good Insta caption.” TSM.
“All I’m saying is that if I instagramed a picture with him, it would break 100 likes, and that bitch only got seven.” TSM.
Knowing when “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” really means, emergency conference in the bathroom. TSM.