Pumpkin spice up your life. TSM.

Using “You only turn 21 once” as an excuse to black out for multiple birthdays. TSM.

Being sent to standards on your birthday. TSTC.

“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!” TSM.

The it’s-so-loud-in-here-I-have-no-idea-what-you’re-saying-but-will-pretend-to-understand-you-so-I-don’t-hurt-your-feelings nod. TSM.