The only “con” offered when you’re being deliberated as social chair being “She might not be able to remain sober.” TSM.

Only dating GDIs if they’re athletes. TSM.

Getting mixed reviews on whether or not you actually made it to formal. TSM.

Being the sole reason a fraternity starts nominating sweethearts. TSM.

Being known as “the party house.” TSM.

Planning a drinking competition with your family for Thanksgiving break. TSM.

“What do you mean it’s ‘too early’ to start drinking?” TSM.

The “I’m never drinking again!” eight hours before you start drinking again. TSM.

Holding your little’s hair back while giving a guy your number. TSM.