I craft, because I care. TSM.

Queen of the Jungle Juice. TSM.

Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.

Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.

Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

I’m in love with the Coco…Chanel. TSM.